“Hana!!!!” Mio repeats the name, this time screaming into the forest.
“Shh! Shhhhh! Someone might be out here!” My eyes darting to each tree, fearful of someone peeking into our shenanigans.
“Oh, chill out. If anyone was peeping at my fuckfest earlier, they would’ve joined. More importantly…” She raises our cuffed wrists and says, “What are you going to do about this?”
The furry pink handcuffs that bind us looks like something you would find in a gag shop or adult store. There’s nothing fishy about them at first glance, but it did render mine and Mio’s magic useless.
“I don’t get it. Can’t we just smash it with a rock?” I say, tugging at the chains to test its durability.
Mio takes a seat on a rock, dragging me down with her. “Nope. You got duped. If it’s really from Hana, then we’re stuck until we find her. Or she finds us.”
“You keep mentioning her name. Who is she?”
“A trickster.” Her lips curve into a nostalgic smile, and is immediately replaced by a frown. “That loli bitch is probably hiding just out of sight laughing at us. DO YOU HEAR ME, HANA? YOU BETTER HOPE I DON’T FIND YOU!”
A playful laughter erupts all around us, as though taunting Mio’s frustration.
A spirited pink-haired succubus descends from the trees to greet us. It’s the same receptionist from the love hotel. Even though she appears young in her human and succubus form, I sense a great power in her.
“I f****** knew you were nearby!” Mio raises a fist at her, “Where’s the key, damn it?”
The succubus named Hana floats just out of Mio’s reach. “Uwah…ahaha! Sooo scarrryyy, Mio! I haven’t seen you in ages, and this is how you greet me?”
There’s a mischievousness about her not unlike Mio’s hellion of a personality. This one, however, appears more unpredictable and whimsical.
She ignores Mio to address me. “I never expected a succubus of your calibre to fall for my tricks. But you did. Hehe!”
“My calibre? What do you—”
Mio comes between the two of us. “Back off. I can still claw your eyes out.”
“Ohhh, noooooo!!!” Hana playfully curls into a ball and spins in mid-air. “I could kill you even if you weren’t cuffed, but that’s not why I’m here. I wanted to play with you two!”
Mio scoffs, “Screw off. Go eat the queen’s c*** instead.”
“You know I’d never sincerely align myself with a queen. I really am here to play. Won’t you play with me?”
I feel like I should be scared of her, yet my instincts say otherwise. Her powerful aura is evidence enough that she can take us without issue, but she insists she just wants to play? What’s to say she isn’t lying about her allegiance to the queen succubus?
I wanted to protect Mio but ended up putting us in this disadvantageous situation. Hana has us in the palm of her hands, and these cuffs won’t come off unless we humor her.
“If we go along with your games, will you unlock us?” I ask, stepping aside from Mio.
Mio looks at me, baffled. “You put this on us to begin with. I should be angry at you.”
“I know, I’m sorry! I didn’t want to see you killing anyone. That’s not the Mio I know…”
Mio and Hana both gasp, like I said something completely false.
“You think you know someone.” Mio casts her eyes to the ground and yields to my decision. “Right, whatever. You heard the kid, Hana. What the hell will you be subjecting us to?”
“Uwah… I almost don’t wanna, but maybe it’ll be fun. Who knows? That’s the fun of it! Hehe!”
The three of us head back to the love hotel Hana was working at earlier. She took the liberty of casting invisibility on us going into the city. It didn’t make walking through Tsukiji in my succubus form any less embarrassing and terrifying.
“Hi, hi, hi! I’m back, ladies. Time to take a break!” As soon as we walk through the door, Hana flips the open sign to closed. She snaps her fingers and the women at the desk fall unconscious.
She leads us downstairs to a much larger room with all sorts of s&m accessories, sex toys, and even blowup dolls. At the corner of the room are a bunch of filming equipment facing a couch and a bed.
I’m the first one who dares ask, “So… what the heck are we doing?”
“Guehehehe…There’s something I’ve always dreamt of doing.” Hana starts giggling like a perverted old man, her lecherous eyes violating every inch of my body. She digs into a mess of random equipment.
My wrist is tugged to Mio’s side as she puts her hands on her waist, clearly growing impatient at our predicament. “And that is?”
“I want to be a porn director!” Hana turns around with a megaphone and camera.
“…What?” Both Mio and I say in disbelief.
“I WANT TO FILM PORNO!” Hana repeats through the megaphone, her excessively loud voice amplified by the device leaves our ears ringing.
Mio slaps the megaphone away. “Why the hell do you wanna do that?”
“Because it sounds fun! Leave it to humans to give weird naming conventions to things.” She points to the couch. “Did you know they call this the casting couch? Every human home has one… uwaahh those horny apes!”
Hana pulls out a machine that looks like a black saddle with a nub on top. She sits on top of it and presses a remote in her hand, causing the machine to vibrate. “And, ahh… they call this a sybian. Humans have made— nnghh… so many things to pleasure themselves with!”
She hops off and runs up to us with stars in her eyes. “I want to film it. I want to film it all!! The pain, the pleasure, the thrill of sex. THE OW-FACE!”
“I never pegged you for a voyeur.” Mio says, pushing her face away.
“And it’s called the o-face.” I add, resigning myself to her silly tirade. “What do you need us for? Help you film it?”
Hana pats me on the head, but since I’m taller she has to stand on her toes. “Tsk, tsk, tsk. You’ll be the stars of my debut adult film into the industry!”
Did I hear her right? She wants to film us?!
“Wait, wait, wait. This is NOT what I signed up for. ” I say, hiding behind Mio.
Hana pouts. “Uwwwhaaaaat? I thought you’d be thrilled to have more sex. I know you’re new and all, but aren’t ya used to this already?”
“Having sex is one thing, but being filmed and then shown to people is… you plan to show it to people, right?”
“Well, duh. Easypeasy sex and money. It’s free real estate!” She rubs a thumb and finger together.
“This actually sounds like fun.” Mio remarks calmly even though we’re still cuffed.
“You’re okay with this?!”
“In case you forgot, you gave the okay on it to begin with.” She retorts.
“I’m starting to have second thoughts…”
But it really does sound kind of fun. Being filmed having sex. Then having that video be shown to god knows how many people. They’d probably masturbate to me having sex… and…
“If… if you blur out my face, then I might be okay with it…”
Hana grabs both mine and Mio’s hand. “OoooOOoooaaahhhh! Yay!”
“So, who’re we f******?” Mio asks.
“Aha… about that. I’m on a tight budget. Recession’s**** me hard, ya see? That’s why…” She drops to her knees and puts her hands together. “I was hoping to just have the both of you go at it like dogs in heat. Get some succubus lesbo action in!”
Mio glances at me and grins. “Director wants what she wants.”
Hana wants Mio and I to have sex for her porno, which I’m a lot more favorable to than with someone else. Maybe this won’t be so bad.
“Well, it wouldn’t be the first or second time with Mio…” I say, acquiescing.
“Guehehehe… ” Hana starts drooling again. “Some thhiiicccckkkk succ action… ehehe…”
“Oh, god. Please stop doing th— at?!
Mio pulls me into her arms, squeezing me with a hug. “Alright, let’s get right to screwing.”
“Wait! I have a script. Stick to the script!” Hana pulls us apart and puts a script between us.
“You preemptively prepared a script??”
Mio grabs the script and tosses it over her shoulders. “Scripts are boring. Reality television sucks. Just let this s*** happen already!”
“No, no!” Hana stomps her feet. “Seeing the doms dom the sub is too overplayed. It’s time to give it a good ol switcharoo.”
“English, please?” I ask, my patience also wearing thin. I think I’m more upset that she separated me and Mio.
“Uwaahh… amateurs, all of you! Instead of Mio always being the top, it’s time for her to be the bottom. Saeko, you’ll be doing the f******. Make Mio your bitch!”