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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love.

Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him.

He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods.

Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God.

Story Short scene:

So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”?

Doctor: No, no and a definite no.

Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time.

Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless.

I know what kaput means!

Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra.

I know that Viagra is a blue pill.

Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Doctor, I will be leaving…

Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh.

Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen!

What! Who?! Who just talked to me!

Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me.

[Gulp] who are you?

Female voice: Me? I’m the Goddess of Porn. Hehe.