“What did you say to me?”
The temperature dropped as Sun Wei’s skin turned a darker shade of blue.
“Please forgive my friend. What he meant to say is that he will, no problem.”
Yang Hongying snatched Li Mo’s room card and offered it to Sun Wei.
Sun Wei was immensely pleased and snorted, “At least you’re smart, but damn so ugly. Or I would’ve asked you to attend to me tonight.”
Yet Yang Hongying wasn’t the least bit angry, her smile never leaving her face as she dragged Li Mo to the reception.
“I’m sorry, sir, but there’s only one room per person. You will have to wait for the sir who took your room key to check out before you can check-in.”
Yang Hongying eyed Sun Wei strutting away.
“Nevermind, we’ll sleep in the same room tonight. Come, come.”
Li Mo stared straight at Yang Hongying, “Is this your aim? You gave him my room card to sleep with me?”
“Sleep your balls! If it weren’t for me, Sun Wei would’ve turned you into a popsicle. Yet instead of being grateful, you accuse me of wanting to sleep with you? My beauty is that of a fairy and there hasn’t been a man out there I wish to sleep with. As for you, in your dreams!”
Li Mo said vaguely, “So that’s why you enter my dreams.”
“@~&%!” Yang Hongying flipped him off.
“Let me remind you, Li Mo, the hotel is packed with Experts Alliance’s members. For a small-time gifted like you to survive in this harsh world, you need to blend in, not stand out, and be accomodating. Do you hear me?”
Li Mo said puzzled, “Why the hell should I be accommodating?
“That icicle guy for instance. I can kill him with my thumb, so why should I accommodate him for? Am I crazy?”
“Y-you…” Yang Hongying threw her finger in his face, so angry she couldn’t finish.
Thump!
From room 107, weighing 150 kg, a disheveled woman ran out the door. Frozone Sun Wei walked out as well, in red briefs. When he put his hand on the fat woman’s shoulder she broke out in shivers.
Sun Wei barked, “We had a deal! I paid you trice to have you all night. Why are you running away from me? Why? Is your profession that ethical?”
“I…I…I…”
The fat woman’s lips turned purple, barely letting out a whisper.
Sun Wei released his hand and the fat woman took a long time to returned to normal.
“Sir, your body is just too cold. It’s like touching a block of ice. I just can’t take it. I will give you the money back, just call someone else!”
The fat woman cried.
“Exchange? Do you know anyone prettier than you? Get her here if you do.”
“Sir, what do you mean by pretty?”
Sun Wei drooled as he devoured the fat woman with his eyes, “Like you.”
“I’m the only one…”
“Then don’t even think of leaving.”
Sun Wei rested his hand on the fat lady and forcefully led her back inside.
This happened in the plain view of Yang Hongying and Li Mo who were passing by.
Yang Hongying huffed, “What are you staring at? Do you know why I wasn’t angry before? For the record, I’m not afraid of him, and his world view is so skewed he believes the fatter one is the more beautiful she is while finding slim ones ugly.
“Why are you so shocked? Don’t tell me you’ve taken fancy to that fat woman. Get in already!”
Li Mo was thinking things through then went inside their room.
Yang Hongying sat on the bed, “You take the couch while I take the bed. Problems?”
“It’s all the same to me.”
Li Mo lay down.
“I’m freezing! I can’t take it anymore, sir! Spare me! Spare meeeee!”
In 107, next door to be precise, the fat woman wailed again and again, making her misery known to Yang Hongying and Li Mo.
Yang Hongying held the soul stone and cultivated on the bed. Li Mo sat on the chair and practiced drawing talismans.
The wailing from next door went on for two hours, intermixed with obscenities. It made Yang Hongying feel restless as she tossed around in bed.
It was now that Li Mo got up.
“W-where are you going?” She watched him nervously.
“To take a walk.”
Yang Hongying relaxed, “Remember, under no circumstances are you to fight with anyone!”
Li Mo left.
Li Mo was now standing before room 107 and stuck a talisman drawn on white paper on it.
“Who dares throw off my groove?”
Sun Wei threw the door open in rage. But Li Mo was long gone and Sun Wei only saw the talisman on the door.
Sun Wei took it and besides the talisman, there were words written as well.
“Heating Talisman? Stick it on and forget about the cold?”
Sun Wei skeptically stuck it on and he started to feel warmth flow from the talisman into every corner of his body.
“N-not cold?” Sun Wei was walking on sunshine.
He turned into Frozone because of his particular constitution. This was something out of his control. Anything he touched would soon turn ice cold. But now he no longer had to endure the freezing torture.
Why was it that he chose fat women? Were his views of the world twisted? No, it was because the average woman couldn’t handle the cold. Only obese women could barely hold on.
Plop!
Sun Wei closed the door and the fat woman was begging on her knees.
“Spare my life, sir! I can’t take it anymore! You’re too cold. We’ve been at it for so long and I’ve reached my limit! I beg you, sir!”
“Beg what? What life? Touch me again.”
Sun Wei grabbed her hand and the fat woman trembled out of reflex. But then went crazy with happiness as she threw Sun Wei on the floor and rode him.
“Not cold, not cold at all! Sir, it’s fine now!”
Next door, in 108, Yang Hongying just got in the zone to meditate when she heard her neighbor squealing like a stuck pig. Something along the line of more, harder, harder, harder, so good~.
Yang Hongying’s breathed deeply. It didn’t work, as she couldn’t block out the voices. She had to leave her body as a soul and go someplace else, free of such foul words.
Li Mo was back half an hour later finding Yang Hongying with her eyes closed and unmoving on the bed.
‘Eh?’
Li Mo sensed something was off and reached out for Yang Hongying.
Yang Hongying’s eyes flashed open right then, catching sight of Li Mo’s overreaching arm and covered her chest in reflex.
“What are you doing? Rotten scoundrel, you finally show your true colors!”
“Eh?”
“What eh? Playing stupid, are we? Let me tell you, if not for that secret soul item of yours, I would’ve killed you as easy as breaking a toothpick. Humph, if you know what’s good for you, stay away!”
“My chest has never been touched by anyone in my life!”
Li Mo was stunned, “Chest? Do you even have one?”
“%#@&!” Yang Hongying flipped him the birdie.
