“F*** your mom!”
Ye Xiaolu was pissed. She punched Ye Xiaolu beneath her until she saw stars.
“I’ll kill you!” Ye Xiaolu roared and the two started wrestling again.
“Lil’ Mo, why are you standing around for? Do her in!”
“How?”
Li Mo was stumped seeing the two rolling around and identical like that.
“Just hold her!”
Li Mo grabbed one and sat on her.
“S***, you got the wrong me!”
Li Mo went for the other, just to hear her, “Lil’ Mo, what the hell are you doing?”
‘Damn, they are one and the same. Not only in looks, but in style as well.’
“You and I are a team!”
“We’re the team!”
Li Mo spread his arms.
“Earth spiritual planet!”
The left Ye Xiaolu shouted and drew back.
With their identities clear, Li Mo charged at the other Ye Xiaolu.
Ye Xiaolu practiced martial arts and was by no means weak, when it came to the average man. With Li Mo here though, she got hit a dozen times while she couldn’t land a blow once.
“You’re too soft! Break her tits, kick her crotch!” Ye Xiaolu cheered from the side.
Bang~, Li Mo punched Ye Xiaolu’s chest with all his power.
“S***, you actually did it!”
Ye Xiaolu was crying, screeching as she went to scratch Li Mo. But how beaten she was, she had no power in her strikes, turned into a panting mess.
“My turn!”
Ye Xiaolu jumped over and kicked…
The other Ye Xiaolu cringed as she held her belly and rolled on the ground.
“You’re a hundred times more vicious than me.” Li Mo said startled.
“If I don’t kill her, I won’t have my body. Anyway, I am me, so it won’t matter.”
Ye Xiaolu went on a frenzy, punching chesties, kicking crotches…
It didn’t take long for Ye Xiaolu to be on her last breath. Her body couldn’t budge, but her mouth never stopped cursing.
“You sure are tough.” Li Mo admired her stubborn character.
“Done, now what? Hurry it up!”
Li Mo hit Ye Xiaolu with the Underworld Stone. The stone harmed one’s soul, and Li Mo was making sure to weaken it.
“Now, enter her body. You are a wraith. I don’t need to remind you what to do, right?“
“En, got it.” Ye Xiaolu entered her true body.
The real battle between Ye Xiaolus was on. Thanks to Li Mo weakening her soul, the true body’s Ye Xiaolu was at a disadvantage and the wraith Ye Xiaolu was chomping at her soul…
“I did it. Ow~, god it hurts…”
Ye Xiaolu stood up, then collapsed and stumbled around. She was now the proud owner of her one and only body, but the sorry state she was in was all thanks to her relentless fighting spirit.
“Ahh~, ow….”
“You brought it on yourself. No one can help you with this.”
“Stop patronizing me. It’s all your fault for hitting my chest so many times.”
“Ah~, I can’t take the pain.”
Li Mo used Staff of Origin to cover them both. In a flash, they were back home.
“Ah~, the pain.”
Ye Xiaolu was sweating and rolling around in agony.
Five minutes later, her breathing eased, then she pulled some clothes over her and lay still.
“I’m fine, I won’t die. I’m just tired and need rest.
“Lil’ Mo, thank you…” Ye Xiaolu whispered.
The Yang girl looked over.
Ye Xiaolu slept on the floor for the night, but come tomorrow, she was back to her bitchy attitude.
“Wa-ha-ha-ha, I got a body, and it’s my 20-year-old perfect body too! This skin, this face, its so soft, wa-ha-ha-ha.”
Li Mo thought, with Ye Xiaolu’s ‘personality’, she was bound to go flouncing outside. She’d been cooped up for so long she could no longer take it.
But she surprised him by asking him to teach her martial arts instead.
“Don’t you want to go out?”
“Dearly, but not as I am. It will cause chaos if I go out now.”
She was no fool, knowing what her face could bring.
“Teach me how to change my appearance first. I know you know how.”
“You don’t have to. In this world, there are many who look like you. All you have to do is change your hair, behavior and no one will notice.”
Li Mo had long since prepared the Ninth Heaven Spirit cultivation method for Ye Xiaolu.
He spent the entire night writing it down.
Only special constitutions could train in the Ninth Heaven Spirit. Since he couldn’t use it, he had Ye Xiaolu study it in his stead.
“This cultivation method was created by one of humanity’s primogenitors. He wrote that only an Emulsion Spirit Body could train in this Ninth Heaven Spirit. Yet no such body appeared all this time.”
“Legend has it that this method can break any magical art. As I am unclear of its real power, you will have to study it carefully.”
“Easy. Whith my smarts, it I’ll take me three days, tops.” Ye Xiaolu took the method.
Li Mo walked to her and placed his hand on her head. Ten second later, Ye Xiaolu’s appearance subtly changed.
“Now you can go anywhere you want. No one will notice you.” Ye Xiaolu bolted.
With his Celestial Eye, he could see the falling tears, despite her having her back turned.
“Will she come back?” The Yang girl put away her book.
“Try not to read these books.”
Li Mo yanked the Golden Lotus from her hands.
“Read this instead.”
Li Mo took the Four Classic Novels of Chinese literature, poem books, and other thirty-odd books.
“Thank you.” She started with Hundred Tang Poems.
Li Mo then went to Monkey Mountain. He didn’t see Liang Yier, but heard enough of the monkeys screeching everywhere to know what went down.
“Great boss, give me one more month…”
Liang Yier sensed Li Mo and gasped.
“Alright.”
Li Mo left…
