Feng Lian Hua continues speaking with her nose pointed towards the sky, looking down on everyone around her.
“Listen carefully; we will only say this once. We do not want to repeat ourselves. What we say is final and if you try anything funny, we will kill you. This is not the first time we have went out in search of talented disciples so your family elders should have already separated you into groups according to your cultivation realm.” she says casually.
Feng Lian Hua then looks at all the people who came to take the test and continues explaining,
“The first test will test how fast you can absorb the qi from a spirit stone. The second test will only for those who cannot absorb qi from the spirit stone fast enough to show us your talent in the martial way, if you have any and will consider if you are talented enough to bring back to our sect.”
“If you have no questions, we shall begin with those in the Qi flow realm as there doesn’t seem to be anyone above the realm of Qi flow here.” After she finished explaining the test, she looks around to spot anyone who might have a question but fails to do so and steps back into her group.
As we separate into groups according to what Feng Lian Hua instructed, there are only 17 people in my group while there are around 90 people in the qi flow realm, so we just stand at the side and watch the bi group who is being test first move towards the 8 elders who are each holding a bag of spirit stones and are handing out a single spirit stone to each of the participants.
When everyone has their spirit stone and has returned to their position in front of the table, Kong Yi Tian steps out and says “You already know what to do. If you don’t, you can just go home right now. Everyone…Start!”
Everyone holds on to the spirit stone in their hands tightly and starts absorbing the Qi. This is a chance for them to soar and nobody will give it up easily and to make a mistake at this point is just pitiful. When they start to absorb qi from the spirit stone, they are also absorbing the qi from the heavens and earth, and the suction is causing a whirlwind to appear in the sky above our heads.
It’s really pretty just to see them just standing still with a spirit stone in their hand, fanatically running their cultivation techniq…
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WHOLE LEE SH*T!
I just realised I was not taught any cultivation techniques…All I was ever taught was to just keep using executing martial skills that consume qi while manipulating the qi in my body to create a suction so I could absorb the qi from the spirit stone.
(System!)
[Beep!] [Host, I already know what you want to ask and the answer is no. if you try to draw qi from the spirit stone without executing a martial skill, it will not flow well and will cause lasting damage to your already weak body.](Weak body?! I have been doing nothing but exercising my body and practising skills all day long!)
(Status!)
[Beep!] [Name: Shang Shi | Age: 7 | Body: 1.5 | Mind: 0] [Vitality: 1.5 | Strength: 1.6| Agility 1.7 | Intelligence 1.0| Dexterity: 1.8](Oi! Why did my intelligence go down! Tell me about the numbers on the status screen!)
[Beep!] [Host, you spent all day long exercising and practising martial skills. You did not study or use your brain at all. How in the heavens do you expect your intelligence to go up? Regarding the stats, the average adult is 1, and the maximum a person can reach without cultivation is 2. A person’s body does not get stronger until he achieves the realm of Qi flow, where a transformation will occur. Getting your stats above 1.5 is extremely difficult for the majority of adults as they have other responsibilities like going to school or work and I praise you for becoming a muscle head.](System! I know you are really smart, help me think of a way out! I really want to join a martial sect!)
[Beep!] [Host, there is no way for you to pass this test. If you are paying attention to the test instead of daydreaming and chatting with me, you’d have realised that only two minutes have passed and 40% of the participants are already done. The only hope for you to enter a sect is to show them your Spiral Punch and pray to god that they will acknowledge that your evolved drill punch is something praiseworthy.](My Spiral what? Did I evolve my drill punch? Skills can evolve?)
[Host, the drill punch does not create a suction force. You kept on twisting your arm during the punch because you watched too many movies and thought it was cool until you spun the Qi in your arm, instead of just emulating a drill swirl and created a suction force in the new punch. I have taken the liberty of naming this new punch the <Spiral Punch>.](You mean if I do little tweaks to skills, I can modify and recreate skills? That’s awesome! Why didn’t you tell me before?)
[Beep!] [The Inheritance system is here to help you live an ordinary life, praise God daily and die a quietly. Modifying skills that you are not familiar with might cause your body arms to explode if the Qi reacts badly. Please do not over imagine that you are a genius and try weird things on your own. You are only 7 years old, you are still too young to die.]The second the system is done with his sermon, Li Jian Ming yells “Stop!”
“5 minutes is up, everyone who have not completely absorbed the spirit stone has failed. Those who passed move to the right, those who failed will go to the left and prepare for the second test while those in the Body Formation realm will go collect their spirit stones and stand in front of the table. Since there are only 17 of you, we can observe you individually.”
Everyone in my group walks up the elders and collects a spirit stone from them, then walk towards the table and stand in front of it.
My hands are shaking and I am sweating. I don’t want to fail and I have to say something…
“Wait!” I shout nervously.
Everyone heads immediately turn towards me and look at me as if I am crazy.
“I….I….I….dun…don’t know any cultivation techniques.” I am so nervous that I start stumbling all over on my words.
The faces of the people from the sect immediately sported a frown. Pretty sure I’m going to die soon.
(System, do you think I can escape from them if they start attacking me? Can you view their stats?)
[Beep!] [Host, I am not a battle scouter, but even an idiot will know that you will die for sure if they start attacking.]Chang Qi Yue speaks up at this moment.
“You, do you want to die? Do you think it is funny wasting our time? Do you think that we won’t kill you if you hide under your family’s prot..”
Kong Yi Tian suddenly interrupts him, “Wait, he has a huge amount of Qi in his body. It should not be possible to be born with such a vast amount of Qi in your body without cultivation. You! Tell us how you cultivate without a cultivation technique before we kill you for coming here to make fun of us and this disciple selection!”
I can already feel the qi in the air moving towards the cultivators from the immortal sects and I am pretty sure that they are already getting ready to attack me the second I say something wrong.
My mouth feels parched and my heart beats faster and faster, I gather the courage and say “I..I…I….punch…and suck stone”
“Pfftttt.” One of the girls in the crowd starts laughing.
“Hahahahahahhaha” everyone starts laughing.
I hear laughter all around me…
Everyone is laughing at me…
