Chapter 29: Onyx the unfortunate

Say what you want about the oni but they were a hardy group of people.

After having her ass royally kicked and mind nearly shattered from the backlash of her failed technique Onyx somehow recovered sharply. If it were a cultivator it may take weeks to decades depending on their strength (thus how much the backlash affected them) yet after resting for a bit Onyx was seemingly right as rain. At least it seemed that she was fine as she ended up holding Violet tightly in her arms while standing in front of a casual Slate & Ashue.

The other shadow guard had come to the conclusion that this was going to take a while so began preparations to make a forward base. As for their two bosses? They were used to Violet being treated like this by other elders. Violet also wasn’t one to mind being hugged in such a manner since she enjoyed feeling someone’s heat against herself – simply just letting her little limbs dangle while Onyx held her tightly.

“So what was all this about again, Slate~?” <Onyx>

While asking that she lifted violet up and attempted to rub her cheek on her own. She had already thrown away her own bamboo hat so it wouldn’t get in the way of her enjoyment of the moment though frowned as she seemed to have remembered Violet had her own. Putting Violet down again she seeked to rectify this grave sin of not letting her see this cute yet strong girl’s face!

Violet meanwhile may as well have been a doll since she made no attempt to move away but also didn’t make a move to help the older Oni in ‘taking care’ of her.

“Well you probably could guess that there was a party at the village as soon as the war was announced, right?” <Slate>

“Mhm, pretty sure everyone on the planet heard about that one… So who’s the wise beauty and where do I sign for a ni-ce friendship?” <Onyx>

While saying that she turned to look at the big boobied, large buttox’d, jade haired beauty that was hugging Slate from behind. With women on the mind she quickly forgot all about the war efforts and admired that smocking hot mature bod. How she wished she could slip between those plump thighs to taste some womaly nectar. Though, as soon as she started to flirt she felt great danger so quickly diverted like a true expert.

“Hehe, I’m Ashue~! Advisor and future concubine to Violet Ojou-sama. I’m sure straight after a festive party celebrating her reaching maturity she’ll make me into a-” <Ashue>

“She has a perfect 50-50 ratio Spirit Turtle and Water Dragon bloodline allowing her to be great at water techniques. However, her true abilities lie in somehow being akin to a brick. Sturdy but simple with only one objective.” <Slate>

“Actually my specialty is formations…” <Ashue>

“You can still be dumb and hot.” <Onyx>

Onyx said wisely while nodding her head to her own words while lifting Violet’s hat off.

“Yea, exactly!

…

Wait a se-” <Ashue>

“Huh, she looks familiar?” <Onyx>

While thinking that – as well as saying it out loud – Onyx circled around to get a full visual of the mini Violet. She even went as far as to squat in front of the girl so their faces were just inches apart from one another. Seeing this Slate couldn’t help but hold her head in her hands softly as she found herself surrounded by fools. The reason for this action was easy at a glance…

Except for colour and height the two girls in front of her looked exactly the same!

It even seemed their bust size was the same size but for Violet it meant hers were definitely on the large size. Why one may ask? Well that’s because she couldn’t even reach the counter let alone the top shelf! It wasn’t as if Onyx was small either since she looked more delicate than her yakuza ruling mother.

“Of course she does, you unfilial daughter, she’s the pure and beautiful daughter I gave birth to with my own pair of hips! Wait, do hips come in pairs?” <Ebony>

“They do if you plan to make a child gwahaha~!” <Wine>

“Language old hag!” <Ebony>

“I didn’t even f****** swear!” <Wine>

“It was preemptive!” <Ebony>

“That’s not preemptive, it’s cheating!” <Wine>

“Hohoho~ Oni always have been the lively bunch.” <Mother>

Before Slate could answer, the matriarch and a bunch of other elders came with their own guards as well as just a massive force behind them. It was kind of shocking she didn’t notice them coming up behind her but luckily her own mother wasn’t among them so she wouldn’t be harshly punished for that. As usual whenever they open their mouths in the same postal code area, Granny Wine & Matriarch Ebony were about to come to blows just from seconds of talking to one another.

This time, however, due to the existence of another target Wine got off lucky. Ebony used the martial arts skill Flash Step to deliver a flying head chop to Onyx. Meanwhile Onyx couldn’t get a break as her shield was destroyed by the brute force of her mothers head chop causing her to fall head first into the pillowy embrace of Violet’s chest.

<The pain may be worth it even if I don’t know what I’ve done wrong this time. Maybe when we grow closer this sister of mine can let me sleep like this… No wait, what did I do wrong and how come I have a little sister?!>

With much regret Onyx pulled herself away from the slice of demonic heaven to face the violent M*** of hers.

“Hey, what’s the big idea here mom! I haven’t even done anything yet plus I’ve been gone for over ten years?!” <Onyx>

“That’s the problem! None of you daughters of mine even bothered visiting me during or after I was giving birth to Violet! You three didn’t even come to her first or any other birthday party you ungrateful bunch of lady bums!” <Ebony>

To this Onyx was speechless thus had her mouth agape as if she was trying to catch some floating by words to throw back out in response. Eventually she seemed to catch enough random words to throw up a reply that made sense. At this point she didn’t look angry just as if she should’ve expected it.

“Mom… You didn’t tell us anything about you giving birth…” <Onyx>

Violet just nodded her head with a confident smirk; quite happy to have been correct about her mother.

“… Well you still could have visited you hussy!” <Ebony>

“I mean, it’s only been a decade or so since I last visited, plus you told me I was nearby anyway so you’d just call me over if anything good happened!” <Onyx>

“You did say that.” <Wine>

“Shut up hag!” <Onyx>

“Hohoho~.” <Mother>

It was obvious a certain {True God} was merely enjoying the show in front of her. There was just something peaceful about watching some simple minded folk get annoyed at each other. Sure they may break into fights but it’s not like they were weak humans who could die from being punched at the wrong angle.

Surprisingly the one who moved things forward was Onyx since she figured if she didn’t ask any questions she’d get more and more confused.

“So what are you even doing here now?” <Onyx>

“Oh~? Well we decided we may as well camp out since we’re going to war and all. Don’t really get much chance to do this kind of thing when you secretly are a driving force behind the blackmarket afterall. Also got to learn all about Violet’s embarrassing past – did you know at some point she fought for one thousand years straight only to stand still and get stuck in that spot for a full day afterwards? Turns out she got muscle pains as soon as she finally let her body rest~!” <Ebony>

Violet pouted as her gaze turned to the only person who could have obtained such information and would sell it to her own mother.

Mother!

Without thinking she went all out; activating her [True Demon Trigger] art to appear right in front of Mother where she’d deliver a simple right to the woman’s torso. At first it seemed the god wasn’t able to react but as soon as the blow connected it was Violet who frowned. The image of Mother shattered like a glass statue while Mother calmly stepped out from behind a tree – that warm smile ever present.

“Dear me Violet, could it be your a little embarrassed~!” <Mother>

Unsurprisingly the grinding of teeth was heard that day.