‘Hmmm…’
Ding*
[Anomaly detected. Immediate action is being taken to remove the anomaly.]‘Huh, was that Siri…? Damn, my head hurts like a son of a bitch, wait, what the hell? I’m dead, aren’t I?….oh, yeah, I remember; I swore I’d take everything from the mother f***** that made my life hell.’
Looking around, I’m in what looks like a waiting room. The walls are painted in a light gray color with yellow trim. It’s ugly as hell, and it smells like mothballs. There are two sets of lounge chairs and one couch; the chairs are made from leather, I think, and the couch is made from velvet. While I’m sitting there taking this all in, I hear something close to the ring of an iPhone receiving a message.
Ding*
“The God of $@&#¥+ has taken an interest in you. It will allow you to be in its presence, feel honored that the God of $@&#¥+ gave you this great opportu-“
“F*** you. You can kiss my lily-white ass if you think I’m gonna take sh¡t from you.”
Ding*
Skill created
[Obstinate will] [Notice unique skill created, soul space now filled reincarnation progressing.]‘What? Oh fuuuck yeah, I’m going to beat some stuck-up god ass when I get to this new world. Wait, if I’m going to a new world, does that mean this ‘God’ is from there? Hmm… Okay, if he is, then that means I just pissed a guy off that can easily kill me and make my life a s*** hole again. Alright, well, let’s see if this works…’
“Status”
A green screen pops up in front of me, showing
me, well, my status.
Name: Alex Karys
Race: Human
Level:0
HP: 0
Mana:0
MP:0
strength: 0
Agility: 0
Dexterity: 0
Intelligence: 0
Wisdom:0
Vitality:0
–SKILLS–
[Obstinate will- (Unique): An unbreakable will; prevents all mental attacks, calms the mind down, preventing the mind from being overloaded by emotions or information. Impose your will forcing ‘others’ to bend to your own; must be in a mind-scape or under mental attack to enforce this effect.]
‘Okay, then that skill is complete and utterly OP. If I can use this to influence the will of ‘others’ not stating a specific target, maybe I can affect the system? If this works, I’m a f***¡ng genius.’
I picture as hard as I can the ‘systems’ “will” bending to my own.
“System, give skill [Appraisal].”
… [<—- nothing is happening 😉 ]
“DAMN IT, that sucks ball-“
VERRRR
I feel my body vibrate like I’m sitting atop an industrial size washer on ‘spin’ cycle.
*ErROr*
[SYSTEM INTRUSION DETECTED!]
The voice of Siri starts to scream so loudly it’s like she has a megaphone an inch from my ear.
«Measures being taken to stop the intrusion.»
NOTICE*
«Unique skill in use can not prevent intrusion.»
Ding*
A satisfying sound plays in my ears.
Skill assimilated
[Appraisal]“HAHAHAHA!”
NOTICE*
[The God of $@&#¥+ is intervening]“F*** OFF, HAHAHA, GET OUT!! I’LL GET MY REVENGE ON ALL OF YOU!!”
[The God of $@&#¥+ curses you and states it will erase you.]“HAHAHA, if you could do that, you would have already!”
I say loudly with a maniacal demeanor.
“I will come and kill you all! I’ll grow so fast you won’t be able to stop me!”
Skill assimilated
[Increasing Returns]“I’ll hide so deep, so far from your reach you will never be able to find me, not until it’s to late!”
Skill assimilated
[Veiled presence]“My power will never be stopped, and I will continue to grow until I die, HAHAHAHA!!! AND THEN EVEN MORE!”
Skill assimilated
[Imposition Break]“I’ll rip everything away from you as it was taken from me, then my revenge will be set on the God that made my life the way it was. I WILL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM YOU!!”
Skill assimilated
[Liberating repossession]“EVEN YOUR SYSTEM IS MINE, HAHAHAHA!!!”
Skill created
[System Subsidiary]NOTICE*
[Soul space already occupied by a unique skill, forceful increase initiated. 13.7% chance success rate, failure to succeed will result in permanent soul damage causing the user to be crippled or die without the possibility of reincarnation.]I read the notification, confused as to what the system meant, and started to panic a little. Thinking as fast as I can to improve my chances, I make use of my unique skill.
“Oh s***, System, give skill [DIVINE LUCK]!”
«Skill failed to be created. The system cannot create Divine skills, only name them. »
Skill assimilated
[Glorybound]“Wait, what are all these other skills!? S***, I wasn’t paying attention, DAMN IT!”
[The God of $@&#¥+ places a seal on [System Subsidary]. The God of $@&#¥+ tries to seal[Liberating repossession].*Failure.*
[Unlawful Divine intervention detected. {Liberating repossession} remains unaffected for balance. You must unlock the seal on {System Subsidiary} to use all the functions of said skill.]
*NOTICE*
«Soul expansion will commence now.»
“AHHHHHGGHAAAAA!”
As soon as Siri said that, my body was racked with pain. It felt like I was being dipped into a pit of lava while drinking acid and rubbing salt into my flesh. I have never felt something so excruciating before.
Soon enough, I pass out from the pain drifting off to la-la land; however, before I pass out, I see a green screen pop up in front of me.
«Forcefully removing the anomaly. Anomaly removed, system repair commenc…
