Clair “Should one wonder what subtlety and nuances these fanatics possess, one need not look further than their weapon of choice: a chunk of metal with a handle. – Cult of the Eleven member speaking about clerics of The Three. Positioned as she was, Clair was the first to see the ghost. To her mind, it looked like the faded memory …
7. First contact.
Clair. “A census of the entire department has shown that productivity has decreased by a full eleven percent since the discovery of an Earth virus called ‘kitten memes’. Immediate action is heavily suggested. – Executive report on Tiipenet Earth department. “This is a terrible idea.” Clair remarked, gazing cooly at the minotaur that seemed to be puzzling over the remnants of the …
6. Fight or flee?
Clair “The System isn’t here to torment people, to kill them. It’s here to protect them. Force them to become strong enough to stand a chance. Against the things out there. The monsters, the real ones. The ones that claw against the walls of Creation, demanding to be let in. Because, now and then, one of them slips through the …
5. On the wrong end of the barrel.
Garok. “Trying is the first step towards failure.” – Saying from Illthis, Empire of sloth. For something purported to be near-mythical, finding the dungeon core proved to be a rather simple task. Simply follow the constant, invisible pull. So, despite the winding, darkened tunnels of the dungeon, no doubt built that way to confuse adventurers and lead them to …
4. Welcome to Amity, don’t mind the monsters.
Clair. “I love pushing panic buttons. My resume said it three separate times. You gave me an entire room of them and nothing to do all day long. If anyone is to blame here, it’s you.” – Defendant’s opening statement, Trial of, The People VS Joar ‘Panic Button’ Toeless, On Subject Of Worldly Panic, Mischief, Riots, Caused By False …
3. Fear the Wurm
Garok. “Ayzeem’s Tome of The Unovers. Three thousand pages thick. Most boring book ever made. First page, you’re bored. Second, you have tears in your eyes. Third, you’re banging your hand and wanting to do anything but read that thing. Fourth, you beg for mercy. Sixth is the farthest I’ve ever seen a man come of his own free will. …
2. Roadside murder and landfills.
Clair. “Humans. Everyone hates em’. Bunch of ignorant, racist, xenophobic little s****. So why’s the universe full of them?” – Unknown bartender on Salyph Contraris. Was later revealed to be a human in disguise. Clair wanted the world to know she didn’t have a problem with white people. Actually, that wasn’t quite right. She didn’t care about what the world …
1. A rather rude summoning.
1 .Garok. BWAHAHAHA! Joke’s on you, peons. You can’t burn my kingdom if it’s already MADE of fire, can you?” – Theoria, The Technically Correct, Mad Empress of The Five States, Thellosia IX. Skeletons were cheaters. This Garok had deduced throughout his years of slaying them. Unrepentant, uncaring cheaters. To explain such a dilemma, and actually wonder why …