“Skip the three thousand and six thousand ones and go for the nine thousand years peach and get instant immortality! Wow, ha-ha-ha…”
“This peach is an explosion of flavor!”
“Never in my life have I eaten something so good~.”
“Sister Lu, let me have one too. Switch with me and let me taste it.”
The gang was digging in the peach orchard. The panda had the worst table manners, gobbling up an entire football-sized peach. Whitey, she was the most graceful and elegant, taking small, refined, and slow bites.
“I’m flying! I’m gonna be an immortal!”
Ye Xiaolu flapped her arms.
Hum~
Rainbow light spilled from Ye Xiaolu after eating the nine thousand year peach. She became an immortal on the spot!
Following her was the rest of them.
“My power is soaring!” Du Fei was overwhelmed with joy.
The wooden Madam Ning also ate one and rainbow light came from the back of her head. Guess who joined the immortal team?
“Bro Mo, we struck gold!” Du Fei cackled.
“What gold? This is limited to this world only. Once we leave it, we’ll return to normal. “
“Say what?” Ye Xiaolu flew over. It was now Su Qingyi’s turn to use her body.
Li Mo said, “This is a world made up by the origin fragment, different from the time-space rupture’s events.”
The type of this world and Aladdin and the Magic Lamp’s were the same. The magic lamp held absolute power inside that world, but it was all reduced to nothing once it got out.
In the Peach Garden world, they’d become immortals thanks to the peaches. Their spiritual qi would shoot up, with emphasis on ‘world’. Go out and you’d lose everything.
“Goddammit!”
“Bummer!”
The gang went and became depressed.
“However fake this power you obtain is, in here it is real. So go ahead and feel your power changing.”
Eating the nine thousand year peach wouldn’t make them immortals in the truest sense of the word. The immortal meaning here was how normal people called them. While in the eyes of cultivators, it would be merely the seventh level, or the Divinity Stage.
In the ancient past, Heavenly Court’s reason for holding half the universe in its grasp was thanks to the Peach Garden, among others. Eating one would rise a man to the seventh level. It seemed that in the age of the Peach Garden’s existence, the godly trees had to have been everywhere.
Perhaps, it was because the Heavenly Court was just too outrageously strong, that Jade Lake’s peaches were too heaven-defying that led to this tragedy.
Li Mo sighed.
“Seven fairies, the frozen seven fairies!” Ye Xiaolu flew at them.
The seven fairies may be frozen stiff, but their eyes roamed like saucers. Seeing so many people around got them confused.
“Come and shag ’em chubby. Lil’ Mo, shag.”
“Sha- what?” Du Fei was clueless.
“Nail them. They’re fairies!”
“Hell!”
“That monkey knows nothing. Can it be that you’re worse than a monkey? This is a once in your lifetime chance. If only I wasn’t a girl, I’d jumped them in a heartbeat.”
Ye Xiaolu was a broken record. Su Qingyi covered her face in shame while Whitey giggled.
“Qingyi, switch!”
Seeing Du Fei and Li Mo silent, Ye Xiaolu flew to Su Qingyi. She jumped into her body and threw out an aggrieved Su Qingyi.
Ye Xiaolu ran to the fairies, picking the Yellow Fairy and ripping her clothes off.
“What are you doing?” Li Mo couldn’t hold it anymore and asked.
“Watch how a fairy and a mortal are getting it on.”
Rip~
Rip~
Crack~!
Ye Xiaolu had her hands on the yellow Fairy’s dress about to strip her when everything vanished with a sound of breaking glass.
They were back in the real world.
“Eh?! What’s goin’ on?”
Ye Xiaolu was holding some ore and in a state of shock.
Li Mo walked over and placed the ore on the Staff of Origin, watching them fuse.
It was this ore that was the Peach Garden’s origin fragment.
In the origin made world, the origin fragment could be anything and anyone. As long as one didn’t find the origin fragment, the world would keep on rolling. While finding it would crumble the world to nothing.
Ye Xiaolu was so ‘lucky’ to chose the Yellow Fairy, the one and only person who was the origin fragment. When she tried to rip her dress, the world broke.
“I’m going to look for peach stones!”
Glaring at the rest, Ye Xiaolu ran off.
While the mood of others sank, Li Mo’s was quite perky. He felt no loss leaving the Peach Garden, in fact, the sooner the better.
Li Mo looked up at the broken down and floating palace.
Li Mo took out the red immortal sword and stepped on it before shouting.
“Rise!”
Hu~
Bang!
The sword rose a meter before slamming into the ground.
“Rise!”
Hu~
Bang!
Li Mo frowned.
This ancient Heavenly Court place was anciently odd. It was a no-fly zone.
“Whitey, try to fly with your wicked wind.”
Whitey nodded. As soon as the black wicked wind formed, it scattered.
“I can’t. Demonic arts don’t work here.”
“We can’t go up?”
Li Mo shook his head at the broken down and floating palace.
Before entering the Divinity Stage, it was impossible to fly by oneself.
‘I can only come back when I’m in the seventh level.’
In the Peach Garden, Ye Xiaolu kept flipping rotten wood around. She was invested heart and soul in this endeavor.
“Sister Lu, let’s go!” Su Qingyi shouted.
“What go? There has to be something here! It just has to!”
Ye Xiaolu was using her hands to dig meters around a tree, but it was still rotten.
Su Qingyi flew over. She didn’t want Ye Xiaolu to use her body like that.
Li Mo’s group left the Peach Garden. Among the countless ruins of the Heavenly Court, only the palace was out of reach, but nothing stopped them to try the other palaces on the ground.
The gang had been searching in some ruins for a long time, coming out empty-handed, when Ye Xiaolu was shouting ecstatically.
“Eureka!”
