“Dog… boss, does your planet have many monkey descendants?”
“Of course. Not as many as here, but all of them are the best of the best.”
“If it is indeed as boss said, then I shall offer my life in gratitude!”
Liang Yier was touched.
Monkeys had a longer lifespan than humans, around three centuries. With Liang Yier inheriting some of Sage Spirit Monkey’s bloodline and a so-so cultivation, he could only live as much as five centuries. And his time was almost up as well. He had worked diligently for the last three hundred years to pass on Sage Spirit Monkey’s legacy, to no avail. It was his biggest regret.
Liang Yier made the army retreat and withdrew the extra head and arm as well.
Li Mo took Liang Yier to the Stellar Orientation Array, then to Earth.
Each use of the Stellar Orientation Array expanded a great amount of earth qi jades. But with Li Mo’s reserves, he had enough to last him fifty years.
“Lil’ Mo, did you find me a vessel?”
The first thing he saw coming back was Ye Xiaolu floating over. Li Mo found it normal, while Liang Yier was scared witless.
“Emulsion Spirit Body!”
“You’re saying she has Emulsion Spirit Body?”
Liang Yier nodded, “Without a doubt. In the small inheritance I received from ancestor, there are records regarding this constitution. Emulsion Spirit Body is one of the best constitutions in the world. Even in infancy, Emulsion Spirit Body ignores the environment’s condition, ignores the types of spiritual qi around, and even forgoes cultivation method when growing stronger. It is a body that has perfect evolution and growth.
“That’s not all. Emulsion Spirit Body’s cultivation speed is not only perverse, its attacks are insane. The Emulsion Spirit Body can break any spiritual qi. It’s only match is another, stronger constitution. Nothing else can defeat it.”
“Lastly… by mating with an Emulsion Spirit Body, its advantages can be passed on for a short while, greatly increasing cultivation speed.”
That earned Liang Yier a glare from Ye Xiaolu, “Where did this son of a she-monkey comes from?”
Liang Yier ducked behind Li Mo. Emulsion Spirit Body could break all spiritual qis. Liang Yier was unclear of how much damage she could deal to him.
“This…”
“Ancestor above!” Liang Yier cried out of the blue.
He spotted the Yang girl.
She was sitting on her chair with a book in hand. Unlike the ‘lively’ Ye Xiaolu, she only acknowledged Li Mo with a nod and resumed reading.
Liang Yier’s monkey legs quivered.
“What’s her constitution?” Li Mo’s heart skipped a beat. This poor Sage Spirit Monkey’s descendant knew many ancient secrets, even Ye Xiaolu’s Emulsion Spirit Body. If not for it, Li Mo would’ve never know of this.
“I can’t see, can’t tell, and can’t comprehend. But one thing is certain… it is beyond terrifying…”
“This woman is the spitting image of the immortal in ancestor’s memories.”
Immortal here referred to a being that surpassed the shackles of life and death, ever eternal and of unspeakable power. But no one could say for sure if there ever was one in this world.
“Too frightening. Boss, take me to the female monkeys.” Liang Yier averted his eyes quickly.
“Fine.”
Li Mo used an earth qi jade and the two left.
Ten minutes later, they arrived on a mountain full of monkeys. The scene of countless crying and squealing monkeys had Liang Yier ecstatic.
The monkey king showed up, but Liang Yier’s punch made it fly.
“Kiki~”
The cries of monkeys on Monkey Mountain didn’t let up for the entire night.
Li Mo didn’t wait for Liang Yier to finish, going back home.
“Lil’ Mo, lil’ Mo, lil’ Mo…”
Ye Xiaolu nagged as she flew in circles around him. She had had it up to here. These days she saw Su Qingyi having the time of her life as an average person, back into society, taking a job as a kindergarten teacher, and beaming with joy every day. Su Qingyi was coming over less and less, and now that Ye Xiaolu could not take over any longer, she felt like going mental – more than usual.
Li Mo entered the study with her making circles around him.
Her incessant nagging got on his nerves, “It’d be easy if it’s just a random body, but what were your demands again?”
“Young, for starters. It has to be at least as good looking as I was. Virgin, naturally. I’ve been one in my entire past life and if I possess a body tainted by men, I’d feel a deep hole in my heart.
“Oh, and without tattoos, scars, and imperfections. I do not judge other’s tastes, but my body can’t have those. Its voice must be perfect as well. How do you expect me to sing? And…”
Ye Xiaolu kept going and going and going, reaching her 19th demand. Li Mo’s attention slipped somewhere around the middle of her rant. If he’d take all her demands into account, there’d be no one on Earth like that for sure.
“Lil’ Mo, lil’ Mo, lil’ Mo…”
Ye Xiaolu caught him spacing out and cried out for attention.
With her grating on his ears, he couldn’t even draw talismans.
“There’s only one way to get the body you want.”
“Spill, say it, talk already! If it fulfills my 19 demands, I’d agree to anything.”
“Get you back in your old body.”
“Crap, I can’t return!”
Ye Xiaolu got depressed.
“My body couldn’t be preserved and was cremated. Oh, dear Heaven, my poor poor perfect…”
“I heard your head went pop.”
“S***, since when did you waste time on entertainment gossips?”
Li Mo pointed, and the ever circling Ye Xiaolu froze. She felt some pressure for a second before it vanished.
She had the Emulsion Spirit Body, no magical art in this world could confine her.
“We have one more option. Use Staff of Origin to return to the time you were alive, take your body and let you occupy it.”
“Ehhhhh~? You can do that?” Ye Xiaolu was flabbergasted.
Li Mo nodded.
“What are we waiting for? Get to it!”
“Simmer down first. You need to be clear on something.”
“Spit it out already!”
“It’s easy to go back with the Staff of Origin and get your body, but did you ever stop to think your past self will be so accommodating as to hand her body over?”
Ye Xiaolu was stumped.
“If she won’t, I can only bring both her and her body along. This leads to an additional complication. Do you honestly believe you and the past you can coexist? The past you had her soul nurtured by her body and is without a doubt stronger than you. Once you fight, you will fail.
“The question is, will you still be you at that point?”
Ye Xiaolu had no answer.
