This new message made us all pause, except for Chronos, he can never stop counting. It is the same for me and keeping log of everything we do. Have I mentioned all the lizard sex? I have, well when your only entertainment is talking to yourself, watching yourself dig pebbles at a time or have a masturbation orgy, well rational leaves you.
| (Gold) The gods have noticed a new dungeon core emerge. Three kept more than momentary interest. |
More than one of us rolled our eyes to that. Some metaphorically, some literally, some both. We did not have any more time to do anything else as Vision saw three figures appear beside our core. We of the menu had long kicked the lizard us out of the core room, mainly because Architect said he was tired of cleaning the love stains off the core.
“Interesting, there is no sinful soul in the core and the instincts starved to death when the soul locked it’s abilities away.”
The little girl who said that said it while poking the dull core. The old man who was behind her opened a book to look through it.
“Let’s see here, it says here this core died because it refused to feed on the innocent. At least that was the soul’s reason it gave. It was partially true, he mostly just decided to be lazy like he was in his previous life. So we had him fully reincarnated as a milk cow.”
The third individual, who caused all the personalities to focus on her presumptuous chest.
“ I can sense magical focus like a dungeon normally has on my breasts…”
With a stifled cough, Vision turned back to the old guy. Which caused Chronos to go a little bonkers when he tried to count all the pages in his book… after a few billion he just focused on his continuous counting.
“ Split personas forged from the leftover fragments of the remains of the core. Theoretically impossible, but here it is.”
“ Do you notice the one’s counting?”
With that the other two look at the with the book.
| (Green) Count 2,842,091,873,120 |
| (Green) Count 2,842,091,873,121 |
| (Green) Count 2,842,091,873,122 |
The other two became wide-eyed at the realization.
“A relic of the old pantheons, no wonder its construct seems primitive. I have long upgraded the standard of the core. That also explains why it took forever to dig. It could only absorb a minute amount of mass before expunging the energy. Let me take a look at the logs.”
Suddenly I felt a poke into my core being.
| (Blue) HEY!!! |
The little girl ignored my comment and after a few seconds, she blushed.
“ Well, THAT is one way to burn off all that extra energy. Primitive, crude and effective.”
The big-chested one chuckled and drew Vision back to her chest as it bounced.
“ I dare say I finally found someone more sex-crazed than my sister.”
The other two could not help but chuckle at that.
| (Blue) You spend… that many years alone and try not to masturbate? |
That caused all three of them to laugh out loud, even harder after they figured out the masturbate part.
“ Oh, we did not mean to hurt your feeling, hollow one. Diana’s sister has a reputation for having sex with a new person every night. Well, she is the goddess of whores, so it comes with the territory.”
The big breasted god then leaned forward to show more cleavage to the core.
“ I do not mind a good run myself on occasion, but I spend a lifetime with those that catch my fancy. And while I do wonder what it is like to be with you, hollow one, I am afraid kobolds are not my preferred species.”
This caused Vision to metaphorically blink at her in surprise. I decided to move along to the ones that I seem to talk reason to.
| (Blue) So, I assume you are gods. My record says that the one poking me interestingly is Loyee, goddess of dungeons. I just learned Diana, goddess of magical life. The last of the merry party of gods is one we know from our instincts. Krypt, the god of death. |
Loyee looked at my core with a smile.
“ Yea, Krypt is the final god. No matter his shape or form, he will be the last god. Something of a balancer for the rest of us. He was kinda responsible for killing off the previous pantheon. They were total d**** to mortals. Using them more as resources than a respectable life entity. Which is why all the old dungeons were destroyed. Old gods kept using them as sanctuaries. This makes you a complete surprise.”
Diana nods as a long pipe appears in her hand and plumes of smoke start coming out of the end.
“Yes, as Loyee says, you are a surprise. You also fall into all three of our domains, though truthfully everything falls in Krypt’s domain.”
The old man huffed as he turned a page of his book.
“ You are an impossibility wrapped in a wonder wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a conundrum. Normally, if you still had a soul or your base instincts, I would integrate you into my normal system, but you are just too unique. Doing that would break the wonder that is you.”
“ It is a very interesting conundrum that has appeared in this world. And my research is done.”
The old man closes the book.
“ I agree with you Diana, this dungeon is unique in that it was born, or rather reborn in the folds of magic, but it is still a dungeon. So YOU BOTH will share custody of the new arrival.”
And with those words, the old man is gone. That left Diana and Loyee looking at each other.
“ He is such a pain forcing us to settle the little details.”
“ Well when you are the most powerful god, you tend to overlook the little things.”
At this point, I and the other me’s were getting annoyed.
| (Blue) So the question is what now? |
