After replenishing my dwindling supply and munching a cookie Lord Valentine prepared for me, I resume my journey.  “Alright Dolphin, let’s go and get Lord Valentine’s fruit.”  Dolphin squirts some water at me and returns to its job. It seems like even Dolphin has had enough with this realm too.  I am strutting along this muddy trek when I notice …

Just where is the flower!!! I stomp in desperation as I follow the guidance of Dolphin. Dolphin after these two years, has been upgraded by Lord Valentine. Dolphin can now work like a GPS and notify me when dangers are close. As expected of Lord Valentine. Lord Valentine is the best! It’s been five days since I was dropped in …

Have you ever watched a drama about a girl training to be the best chef? Her teacher gives her a list of impossible challenges, like finding 100 different plants, being able to distinguish what’s the ingredients in a dish with just a taste etc etc.  My life turns into this. I feel like I’m being trained to be a chef. …

Just how can I solve this? Let’s try talking first, postpone it! “Your majesty, Captain here seems to be drunk. That won’t be fair if we duel now.” Please postpone it, please postpone it. The King looks like he is in deep thoughts. “You do have a point, Valentine.”  “Let’s postpone it,” I suggest.  The King nods in agreement. Whew…the …

Stay calm, stay calm. What’s the greatest quality of Lord Valentine? It’s his calm and composed aura. As long as I stay calm no one will notice a thing. Even Lord Valentine approves of my appearance.  Someone is already waiting for Lord Valentine when I step out of the tower, I just have to follow their lead. Stay calm, stay …

If you think my life of learning magic is full of sparkles and rainbows, then you’re wrong.  Lord Valentine is a strict teacher, I have to master a certain spell perfectly before moving onto the next. The runes for the spells have to be perfectly written, every hooks and curves have to be on point. You have to remember the …

“Release me!” Princess Cordelia shouts while being trapped by seaweed like ropes.  “Hello, cousin. I will release you in immediately, if you promise me you won’t throw a fit here.”  “I promise you. I promise you! Just release me!” “The ropes will return if you throw a fit.” With a clap the ropes disappear.  “Hmmph. Good night, cousin.” At once …

To avoid Ianthe’s terrible end, I have to stay clear of becoming Princess Cordelia’s maid. If I don’t stay by her side, I will not be affected. That’s the most straight forward solution.  But no matter how I look at the situation now, my chance of becoming her maid is slim. Princess Cordelia seldom visits Lord Valentine’s tower. Even if …

“Ianthe, what did you do to my robe? I don’t have to use the washing spell, it’s as good as new!” Lord Valentine exclaims.  “I wash it?” I answer uncertainly. Is washing his robes not allowed? I spent a lot of effort to find water to wash them. (I know we’re supposed to be surrounded by water, but I can’t …

When I was really bored in the past, I once discussed this question with my best friend- What would you do if you’re transmigrated? My friend said she would be doomed. Which I agree with, a lot. I am not particularly smart. I for one most certainly cannot rise to become the first female general or the queen or something …