‘Hmmm…’ Ding* [Anomaly detected. Immediate action is being taken to remove the anomaly.] ‘Huh, was that Siri…? Damn, my head hurts like a son of a bitch, wait, what the hell? I’m dead, aren’t I?….oh, yeah, I remember; I swore I’d take everything from the mother f***** that made my life hell.’ Looking around, I’m in what looks like a …