"You mean that Prince Yu wants to marry me?"
"Exactly, young master, Prince Yu wants to marry you!"
"Hell no! Is he out of his mind? Even if woman is a rare species nowadays, as the prince, he could have a chance to marry one. Is it because he got excluded, or maybe he has sexual impotence, so he could only marry a man?"
"No, Prince Yu is charming, majestic, endowed with civil and martial virtues, and also in perfect health."
"Then why would he marry me?"
"Maybe because of your reputation out there."
"Reputation? Am I quite famous?"
"Of course. Young master, you're far-famed."
"Really? What did they say about me?"
"They said you are ugly, good-for-nothing, short-lived, a freak, with no morals, and shameless…"
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