80: Choosing the divine pick up line

On that day, Ben learned that compared to only hearing a concept, watching it work as described created a much stronger impression. One could say showing was more powerful than telling… “She’s going to show me them tits!” Ben declared to Beluga and Antonio. He was texting Katie as the three of them walked out of the cafe and into …

79: Three Minute Rule

Not wishing to be trapped in imessage limbo, Ben clasped his hands together as he prepared to listen to Antonio. He looked like a naive youth first learning about the world. Sitting with his two buds, everything outside the conversation faded out. Ben ignored the voices of other people in the cafe, and even the smell of coffee saturating the …

78: Textual intercourse

Ben was walking through the location where he would meet Beluga and Antonio. ‘If nothing else, this is a good spot to ride out a zombie apocalypse…’ The surroundings bustled with the noises of passing people. As Ben walked past a food stand, the aroma of baked pretzels attracted him. He stopped for a moment. A guy behind him wasn’t …

77: Epic skill – Divine Line Generator

Ben decided right then and there that he’d stick with traditional publishing. “Please God, if someone publishes my autobiography one day, don’t let it be Amazon…” Then, he turned pale. “Or even worse, the 9th circle of hell, a web publisher…” Cursed or not, when Ben saw it was an epic item, his body relaxed. What’s more is it was …

76: Living in a horror movie

‘All right. I don’t have all day to milk the dog here… The fact is, within 3 days, I’m going to need something big to make the coochie pop…’ Ben shook his head. “I can’t play it safe.” As a true gamer, he would go for the jackpot: the high level mystery box. He would bet on the higher chance …

75: High Level Mystery Box

3 days to live. “Welllll~ the points start coming and they don’t stop coming~ Fed to the sluts and I hit the ground cummin’~ Didn’t make sense not to live for pum~ Your d*ck gets jerked but your head gets numb~” This was Ben’s reimagining of “All Star” by Smash Mouth. It was his victory song he composed in his …

74: Karmic splooge

Ben was proud of his no-hands no-scope c******… ‘One shot…one kill…’ Not only did he hit the bullseye, but he conserved ammo. ‘Rechargeable protein bullets…’ He believed they possessed magical properties, possibly used on JFK… Despite being on the leaderboards now, Ben believed it was more important to learn lessons from the experience so he could succeed again. Today, he …

73: What it takes to be an MC (R-18)

Ben’s hands roamed Lia’s lean body, crossing plains and approaching hills. For the two of them, the music in the background became distant, giving way to the touch, smell, and taste of the other’s lips. Compared to her resistance before, Lia was more than willing now. With her friend not watching, it was on. This was a lesson for Ben, …

72: Never give up your dream to deliver cream

With a heavy feeling in his heartnuts…Ben watched Lia pull away. Even though she gave him the kissing signal, she was still playing coy. “I have a boyfriend…” Despite saying that, she gave him a provocative smile… Ben’s eyes thinned. ‘Sh*t test…’ In response to her, he shrugged. “I have a mug with a stegosaurus on it….his name is Steve…since …

71: Go Little Finger to give her your Big Finger

Ben understood the pain that Thanos felt when he sacrificed Gamora… Sometimes you have to give up something you love for the greater good. For Thanos, it was bringing balance to the universe. For Benos, it was splooging on Lia’s face and/or chest area… Whether soul stone or hole zone…Benos needed to attain it. His face almost turned purple in …